January 2012
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December 2011
2 posts
October 2011
10 posts
“There are no happy endings
endings are the saddest part
so just give me a...”
– Shel Silverstein (via make-me-feel-something)
“I’m allergic to certain radioactive isotopes; they make me have cancer in...”
– Pat Breen
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“Expectation is the root of all heartache.”
– William Shakespeare (via kellerycelery)
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September 2011
4 posts
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August 2011
4 posts
Officially disowned from current family.
Now accepting applications for my new family.
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July 2011
8 posts
“Goodbye Blue Monday”
– Kurt Vonnegut
The Quiche Guild
After the evening’s original plans went awry we ended up just staying in and doing domestic things, namely bake a quiche and watch Darkplace. Sometimes you just gotta get together with your buddies to make one of the most underrated fancy foods.
“A heart is a heavy burden.”
June 2011
29 posts
Kewl Story
I was filled with existential dread and loneliness so I went on an impromptu hike while wearing a dress and got pricked by thorny riparian shrubs. I felt better afterwards because it was like nature’s acupuncture. Then I saw a friend who told me not to worry because he’s never seen a cute homeless person before. We had a vegetarian Chinese dinner and I knew everything was going to be...
Well you can't win 'em all.
Still, I’ve got nothing to complain about.
The Dude...
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